Friday, April 07, 2006

Sometimes, maybe after a particularly grueling day of scrubbing the floors, I look in the mirror and see my face all oily and saggy and grayish-green, and I think "Man, that's one ugly bitch." And then I'd realize ohgod that's me, not shrek's wife. Pulling myself out of the pool of misery and self-pity, I reach out for my bestfriend and lifeline - my make-up kit. After 5 minutes, all's well again in this part of the hemisphere and I sink back into my normal state of self-absorption and narcissism.

Posted by chichibu @ 7:49 PM